去年底美國饒舌之霸Jay-Z邀來R&B天后Alicia Keys一起合作,向兩人的家鄉紐約獻上一首「Empire State of Mind」,不僅強力攻佔各大單曲排行榜前十名,更贏得樂評一致鼓掌叫好。這廂黑武士也不甘示弱,找來莉亞公主一起合唱惡搞饒舌版「Galactic Empire State of Mind」!
在這支由惡搞短劇網站CollegeHumor所炮製的短片中,將原版歌詞全盤改寫,將內容集中在《星際大戰:帝國大反擊》的劇情上,讓觀眾只需要四分鐘就可以全盤搞懂電影故事!不僅黑武士一邊搖頭晃腦地Rap,反省自己從來不是個好爸爸,莉亞公主更率領一干《星際大戰》經典角色如R2-D2、C-3PO、秋巴卡等一同熱舞!
原文歌詞如下:
【黑武士】
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere
Used to run with Obi Wan
We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies
Now I've got a blood vendetta
Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation
Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station
to Leia's home nation
Death Star wrecks it
Now princess knows
Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease
All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my tie
I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely
【莉亞公主】
In Star Wars
Empire is out to find Leia
Death star plans in R2
Shoot the exhaust port
Kenobi may now be see-through
But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
(黑武士:You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!)
【黑武士】
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth
AT-ATs hit the spot
Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot
Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations
Boba Fett
8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok
If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo
No way the emperor's safe, cause...
【莉亞公主】
In Star Wars
Now Han Solo's a coffee table
There's nothing Luke can do
He's on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through
Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back
【黑武士】
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine's smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this
The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don't fight your destiny
Wasn't a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out
You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout
Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate
Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right
Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin
【莉亞公主】
In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star's generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime's gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire's through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned